Vol. I No. 1

Today is the opening of the Subexistant Weekly. A new journal about the conspiracy's behind the scenes of today's reality. I will be your humble host, The Predominant Donkey. I will continue this page as long as I can... But as you may already know that wont be long. Because its quite obvious that the Russians invented Y2K so they, as well as the Chinese could jump out of National Parks and render us defencless by taking any number of hostages who are currently present there. And our electronic systems will be useless as well so there will be next to nothing we can do and the whole US will be a big mass of pandimonium!

And you may asking your self this question: Wont they have the same problem? Of course not. They simply put on a whole scene about being financially challanged and an over all unstable nation, yet really they have been building their military and strengthening their selves behind our backs in a attempt to rule the leading nations of the world. And who is behind all this? No, not Boris Yelstin. None other than the all famous BILL GATES. Yes thats right Bill gates is now a terroristic dictator to the 3rd degree. Do you really think he made all that money with computer software sales? In all of his software there is a small cookie file that grants Bill Gates COMPLETE access to any given network capable machine. Thats right, credit card numbers, personal data, you name it he can get it from you.

But the real danger is not in the average citizen's home computer, but in government related machines. Microsoft is even said to of help power and setup some nuclear missile stations. This means all he has to do is click a few buttons and he gets to take 2 billion pounds of dynamite worth for a joyride. Yes, the fall of the United States of America is near. Prepare yourselves.

I hope you enjoyed the first issue of The Subexistant Weekly (Yes I know it was extremely short and lame, but hey, its the first issue, give me a break, future issues will contain much more content). Good day, and I hope you live a prosperous life(which wont be long, no doubt).

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